Thank you, the world will now come to a halt...

I would like to inform you that I have officially seen it all, and the world will now come to an end. Today alone: The Geek Squad computer on which my associate (or Geek, not sure which they'd prefer!) was looking up my service order for my laptop crashed. The irony was beyond words, I giggled at him- in my head. My stomach got upset after eating Chinese food. Up until now, Chinese food (and in particular Panda Express) has been the only fast food I can eat safely. I attribute this to the assumption (not a fact as of yet) that Chinese people don't have a lot of cows... even the gravy they use is made of soy sauce and not milk. (I'm lactose intolerant, note.) So, since this new revelation, I am no longer able to safely eat anything. =P And finally, in an astonishing turn of events, a local police officer actually signaled and waited for me to open up room for him before merging into my lane. Now I've seen it all!